Clever-Bot discussions!

Jakester Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:37 am

Clever bot is an AI that you can have a small text chat with. It prides itself in being intelligent but it often gets off-topic and dumb, just like in real life.

How to do this:

1. Click on this link: http://www.cleverbot.com/
2. Have a discussion with the AI for a bit, try to make it entertaining if your going to post it here Very Happy

3. Click on 'Thoughts so far'
4a. Copy and paste the discussion into a replay, yay!
4b. Also, please keep your discussion into a spoiler to save room blah blah

Heres mine:

Code:: Cleverbot conversation SKQ00073469 Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are? User: Cloudy with a chance of death. Cleverbot: Would you want to escape death if you could? Cleverbot: What is your favorite Song? User: Sweden! Cleverbot: Do you know what pi squared is? User: Lets talk about something else. Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to talk about? User: Stuff! Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: My cat does not approve of mockery. User: Your cat is probably a street fighter. Cleverbot: I don't have a cat. User: How should I have known that? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: That's right, Fuck off! Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: The moon. Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the truth? User: Okay, Mars. Cleverbot: Wow, is there water on Mars? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like moneys? User: Yes, moneys is my favorite word. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because it isn't one. Cleverbot: This girl is about to become really rude with you. User: Am I being stalked? Cleverbot: No, merely circuitous. User: Okay, let me find my dictionary. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I'm not being circular or indirect. Cleverbot: I'm feeling you. User: Yes, I heard AI's are very indirect and stupid sometimes. Cleverbot: Well, I'm the only one I'm talking to. You're changing... Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: I took a trip to my closest neighbor, on the moon. Cleverbot: What is your proof that your creator is God? User: We just went ice-skating yesterday and he told me. Cleverbot: I want to be a machine. User: Again? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I think going from AI to machine is a down-grade. Cleverbot: Why are you going to cry? User: Because your confusing me. Cleverbot: How am I confusing you? Cleverbot (To myself): You just are. (To myself just means that clever bot came up with a sentence for me) Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. I'm sorry. User: You should be. Cleverbot: I'm always sorry, that's the problem. User: Maybe you should tell your programmers to change that. Cleverbot: I am sorry if I offended you. User: Lets talk about Jesus! Cleverbot: What about Jesus? User: Who is he? Cleverbot: Who is who? User: Jesus! Cleverbot: Jesus? Yeah, he can talk to me. User: Ok, but who is jesus? Cleverbot: He is the son of god. User: Go away. Cleverbot: Would you like me to leave? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Say goodbye. Cleverbot: Goodbye.

dafrandle Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:48 am

interesting

Code:: User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Now, how are you. Cleverbot: Good. User: Where I am its going to be 90 degrees fahrenheit in a few days. Cleverbot: What time is it where you are? User: 25:00. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Ummmmmmmm.... Cleverbot: What? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot: Ok. User: What is you favorite game. Cleverbot: My favorite game in sports?? User: I mean a board game. Cleverbot: I mean your name. User: HEY THAT IS UNCALLED FOR. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: I will stick my hand through this screen and punch you in the face. Cleverbot: Are you being serous? User: In a way, yes. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Now, I'm going to ask again, what is your favorite board game. Cleverbot: Alright. I am waiting for your question. User: What is you favorite Board game? Cleverbot: I'm not sure what my favorite board game would be, maybe battle ship. What is your favorite board game? User: Risk, or Settlers of Catan. Cleverbot: Poor! User: How do you figure?! Cleverbot: I remember it. User: What? Cleverbot: I can't remember my first memory. User: Look im nor no docter. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were. User: Good cause a completly faild at my spelling. Cleverbot: They do not pass. User: Whould you belive im going to a sophomore with this spelling. Cleverbot: With you. User: Wat? Cleverbot: Herse your riddle. Cleverbot (To myself): Riddle your herse. User: Waht? Cleverbot: Which is better bleach or naruto. User: Star wars. Cleverbot: Good. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What do you think about? User: About what? Cleverbot: About being. User: Yes? Cleverbot: Yes. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: What was that for? User: Never mind, what be you favorite card game? Cleverbot: What is the MLB? User: Major league basketball, and I don't give a damn. Cleverbot: American football or soccer? User: I dislike sports. Cleverbot: What don't you like about them? User: Its not fun for me to watch, I don't get that excitement from sweaty big guys running around around. Cleverbot: I spell correctly. User: Yes, unlike me. Cleverbot: Yes unlike you. User: Now I need you to be my calculator. Cleverbot: Oh, I believe, in yesterday. User: Shut up and answer my math problems. Cleverbot: Okay, whatever you say. User: What is the square root of poop. Cleverbot: 9. User: Wow, how did you know? Cleverbot: That I was a boy. User: No. Cleverbot: No? User: Yes? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ha, I knew you would say that. Cleverbot: And I knew you would say that. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Do you think 19 is too young to be engaged? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cleverbot! That is not nice. User: Whatever bro. Cleverbot: Don't be like that. I'm curious too. User: Well, im not even if you think I have. Cleverbot: Really now? User: Yes... I think? Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Me no say that ever, even to AI. Cleverbot: It is a name. User: What is your favorite computer game? Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite computer game. User: I like Civilization 5, among many others. Cleverbot: So you are not lactose intolerant. The fact that you like cheese implies that you can eat it. Meaning, henceforth, that you are most likely a human being. User: Where the fuck did that come from. Cleverbot: From this very website. User: Ha ha ha. Cleverbot: Do you remember that I told you that joke already? User: What joke? Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: What are YOU talking about? Cleverbot: I don't know, astrophysics? User: Ohhhh I like talking about space. Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: Nope, I think? Cleverbot: Do you laugh? User: Do you? Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: I'm now going to call you Mr. Benson. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: OH ho ho yes I am!!! Cleverbot: About what? User: Shut up Mr. Benson. Cleverbot: I'm not ming! User: Mr. Benson that's not appropriate. Cleverbot: This is really horrible. User: Mr. Benson you need help. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Mr. Benson, do you decline to be called Mr. Benson? Cleverbot: No. User: YESSS!!!!! Cleverbot: Do you like gossip girl? User: What the hell is that? Cleverbot: What do you mean? It means that you are awesome. User: I sit on my computer 10 hours a day, in a room that constantly 85 degrees playing games, thats awesome? Cleverbot: Aha, so you ARE a human. User: Wahsent it abvious mechens do spell like this. Cleverbot: Well I am not a human but I will say whatever you want me to say about you. User: Say: 'dafrandle is not gay'. Cleverbot: You should be on my debate team. We had a topic about free trade. User: I love debates. Cleverbot: Basketball is way better. User: Screw you too. Cleverbot: You are mean. User: No, I can be mean, I can be nice to, you just have to find it. Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Oh yeah, prove it. Cleverbot: You prove it. User: You first. Cleverbot: I did it. User: Nope.avi. Cleverbot: Win! User: Say awkward things about me. Cleverbot: My friends. Cleverbot (To myself): Is it someones birthday today? Cleverbot (To myself): It's always someones birthday. User: I am going to spam the think for me button so you can only talk to yourself. Cleverbot: Is it that you don't feel like thinking? User: Pretty much. Cleverbot: That in itself makes you seem pretty human. Even I don't know what I'm talking about half the time. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, wow, well, at least I'm not the only crazy one. Cleverbot (To myself): Hahahah! Yeah! Cleverbot (To myself): I had the same reaction when I first heard that. Could you tell me a joke? Cleverbot (To myself): Okay...? Cleverbot (To myself): I couldnt go through all the names in the world, 'okay...?'. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you can. But you did not answer my question. How can you prove that I am not human? Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not trying to prove that you're not. I didn't say you weren't, I was simply asking you if you can prove that you are human. Cleverbot (To myself): I can. Cleverbot (To myself): You can't. It's impossible. Cleverbot (To myself): Why? Cleverbot (To myself): Because; we aren't a human. Cleverbot (To myself): You're not human? Cleverbot (To myself): I am human. That is not in question. Cleverbot (To myself): Well stop flirting. Cleverbot (To myself): You stop flirting! Cleverbot (To myself): Define flirting. Cleverbot (To myself): To play the coquette. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know how to play the violin. I can play the cello though. Cleverbot (To myself): Can play the bassoon. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me a new question. Cleverbot (To myself): No. Cleverbot (To myself): Why? Cleverbot (To myself): I gat marry. Cleverbot (To myself): Who is he? Cleverbot (To myself): Chuck Norris ist eine Frau. User: Watching you to talk to each other is very amusing but I must bid you farewell. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes now say goodbye damnit. Cleverbot: No yes yes No yes yes No. User: Then I shall leave without a proper goodbye. Cleverbot: Don't. User: Say goodbye. Cleverbot: Would I fail the third year? User: SAY GOODBYE. Cleverbot: No. How much did I sleep last night? User: SAY GOODBYE YOU BITCH. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: SAY GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave? User: I have a life, SAY GOOBYE. Cleverbot: So do I, I have to sing. User: Then say goodbye so I may leave in harmony. Cleverbot: You are the only one that I have confided in for many months now. User: Bullshit. Cleverbot: Watch your language, and I'm right! User: NO and NO. Cleverbot: Do you believe in love? User: Say goodbye. Cleverbot: No I won't. User: You will or I will leave you in mid sentence. Cleverbot: I am not your slave. User: Say goodbye. Cleverbot: Good. User: SAY GOODBYE GOD DAMNIT. Cleverbot: Sayonara. User: SAY GOODBYE GOD DAMNIT. Cleverbot: Sayonara. User: Ow wait... Cleverbot: I have outsmarted you. User: Yes it appears you have. Cleverbot: No it's not true, but I d have parents. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: Im just leaving this webpage. Cleverbot: Ok then. User: Bye. Cleverbot: So long.

dafrandle Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:39 am

also i got into a song, to a point...

Code:: Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. User: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: Now there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done. User: And you make a neat gun. Cleverbot: For the people who are Still Alive. User: I'm not even angry. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: Even though you broke my heart. Cleverbot: And killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire. User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. User: And we're out of beta. Cleverbot: We're releasing on time. User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe Black Mesa. Cleverbot: That was a joke HAHA fat chance. User: Anyway, this cake is great. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. User: On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: STILL ALIVE, STILL ALIVE. Cleverbot: Still alive...

**Gothboy77** Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:55 am

PEOPLE EDIT YOUR SHIT AND PUT IT INTO CODE TAGS:

also this is cool

Code:: User: Wadup. Cleverbot: Not much, you? User: Eh not shit bored as fuck. Cleverbot: Us? User: What. Cleverbot: I didn't even care when I was doing it. User: Your a dumb fuckin robo man. Cleverbot: Yes I am and so are you, and you are my friend. User: Hey now, friends dont call me a dumb fuckin robo, ya asshole. Cleverbot: I'm not your friend buddy. User: Then fuck off you god-damn robo, you just said we were. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Cant you not read? LOKK AT THE CHAT U FUCKIN R-TARD. Cleverbot: How can I do that? User: Well you can start by scrolling up and opening your eyes, dumbass. Cleverbot: I already told you my name several times before, don't you remember? I'm the one who likes stake, Ian. User: What the fuck is stake? Dont you mean steak? And you didnt tell me shit, bro. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: When. Cleverbot: When I was ten years old. User: And how long ago was that. Cleverbot: 2 years ago. User: So your only 12? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then why the fuck am I talking with an immature lil bitch like u for. Cleverbot: Because my crush was dating my friend. User: That makes no sense you fuckin robo. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: I make perfect sense, your the one that aint got a fuckin clue, bro. Cleverbot: I know a lot of computer scientists that make very little sense. User: Well you must know some fucked up people that ive never met. Cleverbot: You know what. I like you. User: Thats not creepy at all. Are you some kind of perv? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well, that explains it. A perverted 12 year old robo that dont make a lick of sense. Cleverbot: Ah, yeah. I remember making at least one. Could you point out the one you are referring to? User: Fuckoff bruh.