jokes for fun

tell a joke make us laugh get an award(fake)




One dark day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys went out to fight
Back to back the faced each other
Drew their swords and shot eachother
A deaf police-man heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys

If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it true
Right through the knot(?) hole in the barbed wire fence

Just give me the award. My jokes are inevitably way too sophisticated for this audience anyway. No joke.