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I find it hard to stay awake in math class.
Teacher asked me a question, right when I was half fucking asleep...
Then he said 'multiplication, addition, subtraction or division?'
I answered 'division' then 'multiplication.'
He replied 'no, no.'
He told me to wake up because I looked like I was half dead.
My friend started laughing.
I looked at him and started laughing.
He laughed more because he saw me laughing.
I laughed more because I saw him laughing again.
It became an endless cycle, we both had to write paragraphs concerning our behavior.
I couldn't stop laughing so I had to write another.
He was talking about how he would apologize to the teacher after class, but then was told to write another as well for talking.
We stayed behind after class, and missed a chunk of our technology class
Then he started talking shit about how it was a 'public space' and the 'limits' of things.
He turned to me and told me not to sleep when asked a question.
It took all my willpower to restrain my laughter.
Then he started telling me that it's not the same as 'when your mom asks you to wash the dishes.'
Which was even funnier given that my mom assigns me a lot of chores which doesn't include washing dishes.
We started laughing in the hallway on the way to technology.
My friend had to stay outside the classroom because he couldn't hold his laughter.

Me and my buddy phil do this all the time.

Gothboy77 wrote:Me and my buddy phil do this all the time.

Raven agrees.