Out-Man The Last Poster

Here is a fun game I just came up with out of boredom. I write a paragraph of the manliest thing I have ever done, you try to out-man me, and then the next poster has to out-man the previous. My manly experience:

I flew my winged robo-shark through space while wearing my leather jacket and aviator glasses. When I passed Jupiter I noticed a hoard of zombie velociraptors flying at me, so I calmly raised the machine gun that was strapped to the side of my robo-shark. The zombie velociraptors fired some RPGs at me but I easily dodged them, and began to shoot Jesus-bullets at the hoard. After they were all killed, I landed on the moon where Master Chief awarded me one billion dollars and infinite women for my brave actions against the zombie raptors. With the one billion dollars I bought a solid gold house, a giant stallion that I rode through town everyday to show civilians who's boss, and a throne made of pure energy and sex. I lived until the end of time when an alien species known as "Tralfamadorians" accidentally destroyed the universe while testing out a new interstellar engine. Though, I still survive within the blank plane that was once our universe, roaming about it and sexing up my infinite women.

Top that.

I
Got
High

Trying drugs either takes bravery, stupidity, or both.

Of course, marijuana is not a drug.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
7:11 PM - Mega Bear: Have you tried male genitalia yet?
7:11 PM - Mega Bear: Highly recommend it bro
7:11 PM - Darksnow: I want to block you so damn bad
7:11 PM - Mega Bear: JOKES: YOU ARE TO TAKE THEM
7:12 PM - Darksnow: Bad jokes
7:12 PM - Mega Bear:

I would like to post some of my colorful Steam conversations as well.

Might post more later.