What Would You Have in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Let's say that zombies be attackin' us. What would you have on you in a zombie apocalypse? You should list two categories:

• Stuff you would have on you at all times.
• Stuff you would keep in your base of operations (for simplicity's sake, we've all found refuge in a house in the suburbs).

Keep your supplies limited to objects you would find in a gun shop, supermarket, and your house.

Begin.

I would have: My trusty M1911, a backpack for foodz, ammo for said M1911, and my clothes of course.
I would keep plenty of ammo in my base, food, and a secret underground bunker thing that everybody helped dig or something.

i wold find a living tf2 engi have him build many sentry guns (fora sum of money of cores) balm done live in safety

go to the nearby military base in dublin oh and carry and M4A1 as a mian weapon and a G16 as a sidearm

You guys would die very fucking fast.

○ In my base I would keep:
• An M14 with detachable scope along with 25-50 clips of ammo.
• It's unlikely, but if I were to find a bullpup in a gun store I would DEFINITELY take that along with as much ammo as possible.
• Plenty of food, all of it would be either canned goods, canned soda and (lots) water, and bagged chips.
• A CB radio for obvious reasons. I would probably send out a signal a couple times a day.
• Assload of batteries. The supermarket would be cleaned out.
• Car batteries. You can use them to power devices like a Nintendo DS or iPod by hooking them up to the plugs you would normally plug into an outlet. These would also be used for cars (durr).
• Cans of gasoline. These would be stored in the basement where it's cool and there are concrete floors.
• Any kind of car that isn't noisy.
• iPod with earbuds. It's important to drown out the moans of the undead or you'll probably go crazy. My iPod also has gamse on it so
• Lumber. I can board up windows with this.
• Large first-aid kit.
• Some baseball bats ... just in case.

○ Stuff I would always have on me:
• A backpack with lots of pockets.
• H&K USP 9mm Pistol with five clips of ammo.
• Three bottles of water. Scouting for supplies in zombie infested areas can take lots of time and I wouldn't be surprised to find myself stranded on top of a building for a few days.
• Protein bars. They offer lots of fiber, protein, and carbohydrates per bar. These would aid greatly in survival and are very underated.
• Ten feet of rope.
• A small first-aid kit.
• Flashlight.
• Some batteries.
• A machete kukri, as relying entirely on firearms will almost always lead to downfall.

Lol that's way too much fucking equipment.
The most essential aspect of any survivor, is that they can use just a few tools effectively for any situation.

Mega Bear wrote:ass load of shit (good type of shit)

i do beilive my dear sir i am on fire and you would enjoy this game

also silenser are goood

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:Lol that's way too much fucking equipment.

So a gun, flashlight, rope, bandages, and food is evidently too much!

aprently

Mega Bear wrote:

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:Lol that's way too much fucking equipment.

So a gun, flashlight, rope, bandages, and food is evidently too much!

What'd you just do there? You just took all the absolute essentials from your list, which is what I meant.
I meant the cans of gasoline, ipod, etc. the unnecessary shit

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:

Mega Bear wrote:

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:Lol that's way too much fucking equipment.

So a gun, flashlight, rope, bandages, and food is evidently too much!

What'd you just do there? You just took all the absolute essentials from your list, which is what I meant.
I meant the cans of gasoline, ipod, etc. the unnecessary shit

Those stay at home. Durr. They'd be very useful in a zombie apocalypse, and I'm sure you'd kill someone for them aftera while. Lucky me, I already have all these in my basement!

Mega Bear wrote:

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:

Mega Bear wrote:

S7UFF 1T N003 wrote:Lol that's way too much fucking equipment.

So a gun, flashlight, rope, bandages, and food is evidently too much!

What'd you just do there? You just took all the absolute essentials from your list, which is what I meant.
I meant the cans of gasoline, ipod, etc. the unnecessary shit

Those stay at home. Durr. They'd be very useful in a zombie apocalypse, and I'm sure you'd kill someone for them aftera while. Lucky me, I already have all these in my basement!

Bit too ideal much?

a zombie apocalypse is perty much like depression exsept you can stop it and is 100times worse
so you need fun things

did the words "i go to the military base in dublin not mean anything to you"

Moonblazer21 wrote:did the words "i go to the military base in dublin not mean anything to you"

I'm sure you would never get overwhelmed by the hundreds, maybe even thousands of zombies that flock to you from hearing all that heavy weaponry.

edit: you are heavy weaponry, a wild silencer appears you use sound, silencer use silence you lose power 'sound'

Yeah, tell me when you return from your little fantasy world.

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dafrandle wrote:???

STAY OUT OF THIS DICKFASHE

dafrandle wrote:edit: you are heavy weaponry, a wild silencer appears you use sound, silencer use silence you lose power 'sound'
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If you don't know what a silencer does then don't act like you do. They don't go on heavy weaponry and don't make guns quieter.

dafrandle wrote:

Dat is from wargames.
isogudatnaminmoviesololololololololololol

Let's see, I can play chess, checkers, tic-tac-toe, or Global Thermonuclear War.

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dafrandle wrote:

Shitpost right here folks.

This forum has more shitposts than the ARES clan thread