Forum game, "The dirty dancer"

[Guest]

You wake up tied up to a stripper pole, it smells like booze and gun powder. Money is all over the floor, your arms and legs start to feel tight. You are a stripper that just witnessed a bad robbery/attck. You can either,
>try to grab lighter from pocket
>Call for help on cellphone
>Cry

You must display your name, age, personality, your relationship status, and the color of your hair.

Example:

Name: Amaya
Age: 18
Personality: Kinky, nice, smart.
Relationship status: Single.
Color of hair: Brown.

You cannot use cheat codes, or any of that shit.

[Learn your ABC's with S7]

That pokemon describes you in no way whatsoever

[Guest]

Name: Neohax
Age: (figure it out)
Personality: a bit Aggressive, but Friendly unless Provoked.
Color of hair: Black.

i choose...

*trys to grab a lighter from my pockets*

[Guest]

You get the lighter in your hand you can,

>Burn off the wire
>Burn yourself
>Burn someone else.

[Mega Bear]

This seems like a generic text adventure. YAY BEST GAM EVR !!!!!

[Darksnow]

Neohax is getting so into being a furry.

OT wtf is diz shit

[Extrude]

oh great amaya posted another bullshit festering goatse of a thread

[dafrandle]

my response to this post

[Mega Bear]

Lol. The old Nickelodeon shows were pwn.

[Guest]

Neohax is getting so into being a furry.

FOR THE LAST TIME

IM NOT A FURRY. i just brought pets.

the Next douchebag who thinks im getting into furries, they're going to my Faggot list.

On-topic: *Burns off the wire*

[Mega Bear]

[Learn your ABC's with S7]

[Guest]

You burn off the wire and escape. The smell of gunpowder is really bad. You can either,
>Untie others
>Strip dance for mulah (ololol)
>Sit and do nothing.

[Guest]

*unties the others*

[Guest]

You untie the others, you trip over a wire and get a black spot on your face. -1 health.

You can,

>Try to mess with the spot on your face
>Ignore it and move on.
>Walk out the door and put makeup on that spot.

[Darksnow]

Hi furry

[Guest]

Hi furry

your on my Faggot list, oh wait, you already are. HA.

umad?

on-topic: *ignores the spots and just moves on*

[Guest]

You find yourself walking to a bar. You feel extremely tired. You can either,
>Go in the bar and get drunk
>Go to a nearby mall
>Crash on the street
>Try to drive home

[Guest]

*goes to a Nearby mall*

[Guest]

The mall is crowded and you feel a little dizzy from the gunpowder smell.
You can either,
>Ask for medical help
>Look at things nearby
>Walk out

[Guest]

The mall is crowded and you feel a little dizzy from the gunpowder smell.
You can either,
>Ask for medical help
>Look at things nearby
>Walk out

*Asks for Medical Help*

[Guest]

You wake up in the hospital with needles in you. You leave within an hour. You were asked to not be near fireworks/guns. You have severe headaches as a side effect.
You can either,
>Drink the pain away
>Find a girl in an alley
>Crash at home

[Guest]

You wake up in the hospital with needles in you. You leave within an hour. You were asked to not be near fireworks/guns. You have severe headaches as a side effect.
You can either,
>Drink the pain away
>Find a girl in an alley
>Crash at home

*Crashes at home*

[Darksnow]

Hi furry

your on my Faggot list, oh wait, you already are. HA.

umad?

on-topic: *ignores the spots and just moves on*

Furry face cockerlover

[Guest]

Hi furry

your on my Faggot list, oh wait, you already are. HA.

umad?

on-topic: *ignores the spots and just moves on*

Furry face cockerlover

Hey, White Whore, don't make me Report you to the Admins/Mods.
and your Pokemon is a lie.

remember what Mega Bear said, White Bitch?

Next one to begin another flame war gets a week-long ban

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